I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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