This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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