we're blogging at a bar
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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