The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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