i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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