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I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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