Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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