She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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