idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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