is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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