hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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