I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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