So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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