I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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