It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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