BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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