Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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