I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
