did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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