The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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