? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
you had me at cake vodka
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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