I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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