Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Randomize
