Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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