Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
How naked do you want me to be?
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