dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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