I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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