Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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