we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
