youre lurking in front of me
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
