can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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