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Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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