I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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