we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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