Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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