But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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