smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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