I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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