so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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