okay pat passed out under dana's car
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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