So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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