Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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