think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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