im about as happy as oj after his trial
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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