She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
