You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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