The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
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