ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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