so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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