hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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