i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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