Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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