Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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