After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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