I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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