no, he came in my armpit
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Dignity is for republicans.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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