That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Your cock deserves a montage
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
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